1 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:04,400 If you've come this far, then you're clearly in the market for a strange and 2 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,740 wonderful story. 3 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:10,840 And if I may, I have just such the tale for you. 4 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:20,220 This particular story begins on a dark and stormy, yet seemingly 5 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,300 normal night. 6 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:14,800 Janet, what's wrong, my dear? 7 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:18,580 Nothing, darling. 8 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:19,820 I know that face. 9 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,040 And that's not your face, but happy new bride. 10 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,240 Really, it's nothing. 11 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,520 I'm fine. 12 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:39,580 Damn it, Janet, what's wrong? 13 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:49,750 What's wrong, my dear? 14 00:02:56,090 --> 00:03:00,410 Do you ever think about having sex with just one person for the rest of your 15 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:01,410 life? 16 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,130 Dammit, Janet, I love you. 17 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:07,050 I love you too, Brad, but... Listen. 18 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:10,570 It's perfectly normal to have doubt. 19 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:13,430 It is? Of course. 20 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:16,950 I've had second thoughts myself. 21 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:19,430 Do you have? 22 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:22,670 Come here. 23 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,610 Let's put these wedding bell blues to rest. 24 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:32,770 Right here in the car? 25 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:34,170 It's okay. 26 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,840 Sure, quickly. 27 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:18,320 You're a very good teacher, man. 28 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:30,870 Do you like that? 29 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:32,170 I love it. 30 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:34,210 I think I do too. 31 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,840 Because that's a good joke. 32 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,320 I think I'm going on. 33 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:32,800 Occupied with personal perplexity, these nuptial newcomers knew nothing of how 34 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,200 this night would leave the nether region of their memories. 35 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,800 Ah, 36 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:52,140 that's strange. 37 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,200 Do you know where we are? 38 00:11:55,850 --> 00:12:01,130 We are in the middle of nowhere in 500 yards. 39 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,430 What the heck? 40 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:04,950 Is it broken? 41 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:06,850 It's brand new. 42 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,570 Can we turn around? 43 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,910 We've been driving for miles. 44 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:14,210 We're in the middle of nowhere. 45 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:21,810 You will be locked in 200 feet. 46 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,010 Goodbye. What are we going to do? 47 00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:40,650 I guess we can call it again and ask the guest keeper for directions. 48 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:54,610 I'll go to get help. 49 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:59,520 No, it's raining cats. I've got some dogs out there. You can't leave me here 50 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,520 alone. 51 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:07,840 Well, the guy on the motorcycle must be going up somewhere. 52 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,320 Shall we, Miss Majors? 53 00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,390 See that? 54 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:31,850 This place is spooky. 55 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:36,630 Well, we'll just go inside and use the phone and we'll be on our way, okay? 56 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,590 You must be from the agency. 57 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,250 Come in. 58 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,350 Come in. 59 00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:17,630 Yes. 60 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,610 You all do nicely. 61 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,030 Makeup's down the hall and catering's in the cellar. 62 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,570 There must be some other estate. 63 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,150 We're just a little lost. 64 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:33,390 My name's Brad, and this is my wife, Janet. 65 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,350 Everyone's always lost. 66 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:36,950 Or late. 67 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,680 Or something. 68 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,360 No matter. 69 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,840 Let's get you out of these soaking wet clothes and costume. 70 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:47,140 Follow me. 71 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:53,620 Costume? No, no, no. We're just looking for some directions. 72 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,160 Did someone say erection? 73 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,520 I most certainly did not. 74 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,320 And I would appreciate it if you didn't use such language in front of my wife. 75 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,160 Well, aren't you just the sweetest little thing? 76 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:21,540 Like a caramel apple at the fair. 77 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,820 Which would make you the wiggly little worm inside. 78 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,400 Now follow me. 79 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:36,550 I don't think I like that fellow. 80 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,230 He said we were sweet. 81 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:40,570 No. 82 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,530 He said you were sweet. 83 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:43,810 He called me a worm. 84 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:45,070 Come along. 85 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,430 We don't want to keep the master waiting. 86 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,090 And if he would be so kind. 87 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:21,490 Excuse me. 88 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:22,770 Excuse me. 89 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,850 All I need is some direction. 90 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,450 Then direction's what you'll receive. 91 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:34,310 No, you... What? 92 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,430 The lawyers won't let us do that, sir. 93 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,350 What if I change the words around a little? 94 00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:42,370 No go, Joe. 95 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:44,950 Lawyers. 96 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,380 Enfante. That'll be quite enough of that. 97 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,900 Well, well, well. 98 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,360 Look at this cutie patootie. 99 00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:01,040 Oh, yes. And check out the package on this one. 100 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,119 Look, 101 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:10,160 I don't know who you are or who you think we are, but we're normal. 102 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:12,619 You, perhaps. 103 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,599 But she, she is anything but normal. 104 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,740 She is what we in the biz like to call a natural. 105 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,420 A star waiting to be discovered. Just waiting to explode in a jizz biz. 106 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:27,240 I can see it now. 107 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,100 Really? 108 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,500 Absolutely. 109 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,060 And what might your name be? 110 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,240 Janet. 111 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,280 Janet. Janet. 112 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,620 Janet. 113 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:41,980 Excellent. 114 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,240 We have a winner. 115 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,420 It's brilliant. 116 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:45,840 Simply brilliant. 117 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,880 Let's get down to business, shall we? There'll be no getting down to business. 118 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:54,500 But honey, he said I'm a natural. 119 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,880 Indeed you are, Janet Schmanet. 120 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,980 But have it your way. 121 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:08,720 Perhaps it's best you just watch and learn. 122 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,520 Places, everyone! 123 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,220 Makeup. 124 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,380 Mona. Lisa. 125 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,220 What would I do without you, my little powder pops? 126 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,360 Picture perfect. 127 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,240 You're so buff. 128 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,740 And you are a guts and kisses. 129 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,560 All right, my little lovelies. 130 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,240 Give me all you've got. 131 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,860 Lights. Camera. 132 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,510 Action! 133 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,800 They're making a pornographic movie. 134 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,340 Yes, we are. 135 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,040 That's what I want. 136 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,640 Suck on the nipples of euphoria! 137 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,060 Vagina plays rock with pussy. 138 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,340 Just stick your fingers in there. 139 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,780 My pussy's so wet. 140 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,180 I want to lick your pussy. 141 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:37,700 You do. 142 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,680 Do it. 143 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:45,500 I like your fingers in me. 144 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,520 I like your fingers with me because you can stick them all in me. 145 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,320 Yes, the four fingers up inside me. 146 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,820 I am the vagina after all. 147 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:55,340 Oh, yes. 148 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,440 You go at that fucking dildo and we... We attorney bitch. 149 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,360 Do it. Oh, euphoria. 150 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:51,400 Get cleaned up and ready for the next scene. 151 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,160 Oh, 152 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:08,240 excuse my inappropriate indulgence. 153 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:17,140 So as you can see, Brandon and Janet had just experienced... 154 00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:23,580 their flirtation with the filming of fornication, and like myself, 155 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:27,220 they've been taken in by the spectacle of it all. 156 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:34,760 They had been initiated into the world of pornography, a world filled with fun, 157 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:41,740 flesh, and filth, a world few have ever 158 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,740 escaped from. 159 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:50,220 Would our young lovers be able to extricate themselves from their X -rated 160 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:51,260 excursion? 161 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,000 Only time would tell. 162 00:30:54,500 --> 00:31:00,600 And things were just about to get exciting. 163 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,600 Welcome, my darlings. 164 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:06,680 Good night. 165 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,600 I've become mother and father to genetic genius. 166 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:18,520 Tonight, I give birth to pure perfection itself. 167 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,960 Prepare for the next generation in porn superstars. 168 00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:26,280 Mona, Lisa. 169 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:29,220 She's ready, master. 170 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:39,200 Friends, guests, uninvited visitors, and of course, check with 171 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,200 him. 172 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,480 May I present... 173 00:31:42,890 --> 00:31:46,250 The epitome of fantastic perfection personified. 174 00:31:46,890 --> 00:31:49,770 I give you... Rocky! 175 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,000 as delicious as that would be. 176 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:28,400 It's not quite time for that yet. 177 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:30,620 Baby steps, my precious. 178 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:35,460 Behold! 179 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,440 Rocky! 180 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:51,260 A simple young girl 181 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:54,810 with 32 A's. 182 00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:56,330 What? 183 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,310 What? 184 00:33:00,550 --> 00:33:03,750 The lawyers won't let us do that, so remember. 185 00:33:04,530 --> 00:33:05,530 Oh. 186 00:33:06,390 --> 00:33:08,130 I hate lawyers. 187 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:11,930 Come here, my darling. 188 00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:15,890 Come here. It's okay. I won't bite. 189 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,960 Another gift from the heavens. 190 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,240 A breath of heavenly perfection on my right. 191 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,740 Mankind's beautilicious skill on my left. 192 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:32,440 What's a girl to do? 193 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,740 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 194 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Excuse me. 195 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:40,959 Excuse me. 196 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,040 You seem like you're the man in charge. The, uh, the big cheese. 197 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:46,700 The, uh... The boss. 198 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,700 Well, yes, I am. 199 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,340 What can I do for you, Bradley? 200 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:54,920 Well, as I've already stated, I need to use the phone. 201 00:33:55,240 --> 00:34:00,380 It's a simple request that shouldn't cause such a... Bradley, so forceful. 202 00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:02,580 You've given me goosebumps. 203 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,100 I'd just love to help, but as fate would have it, all lines are down. 204 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,280 It must be the weather. 205 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:12,679 But don't fret. 206 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:14,739 You can stay the night. 207 00:34:15,659 --> 00:34:18,639 I'm sure we can accommodate you. 208 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:28,870 I am not spending my wedding night sleeping in a car. 209 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,270 Do you understand? 210 00:34:33,770 --> 00:34:34,770 Yes, dear. 211 00:34:35,409 --> 00:34:40,010 Then smile your biggest smile and say thank you. 212 00:34:42,949 --> 00:34:44,510 Seems like we're... Excellent! 213 00:34:45,429 --> 00:34:46,429 Vagina! 214 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:51,830 Take them upstairs and show them the boudoir. 215 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,710 Make sure they're all... 216 00:34:53,929 --> 00:34:54,888 Comfy cozy? 217 00:34:54,889 --> 00:34:56,449 Of course. 218 00:34:57,050 --> 00:35:01,470 I may even tell them a bedtime story. 219 00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:03,930 Yay, bedtime stories. 220 00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:11,830 Oh, Janet Schmanet, do I have plans for you. 221 00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:21,330 Freddy, baby, what's cooking my hunk of burning love? 222 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,390 You are, baby. 223 00:35:23,930 --> 00:35:25,230 How's my hottie patottie? 224 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:28,010 Hot and horny and in the mood for a little sex. 225 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,350 Oh, that's what I love about you. 226 00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:32,650 Always in the mood. Have it your way. 227 00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:36,790 What are you, nuts? 228 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:39,210 You want Frankie to come down here and give you a four? 229 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:43,710 But you said... I said I was in the mood for a little sex, not sex. 230 00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:45,290 Anything for you. 231 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,660 This ain't quite as easy as you might think. 232 00:35:58,380 --> 00:35:59,380 Hurry up. 233 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,080 A little help here, huh? 234 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,180 Come on, big boy. Come to mama. 235 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,520 I love them ears. 236 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,720 Oh baby, that was worth the drive. 237 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,660 Get them. I just shaved them new for you. 238 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,040 Spoiler ball. 239 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,740 No, I like it. 240 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,780 Why don't you let me take you away from all this? You don't need to be doing... 241 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,380 Freddy, stop it. 242 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,240 We've been over this a million times. 243 00:51:57,980 --> 00:52:00,760 I love you, but I love porn too. 244 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,260 You gotta love me or leave me. 245 00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:05,980 You're better than that. 246 00:52:06,660 --> 00:52:09,340 Come on, you. Come with me. Leave all this behind you. 247 00:52:18,830 --> 00:52:23,530 happened to the girls that rock the kind of lovely laughs but 248 00:52:23,530 --> 00:52:30,030 nowadays when we go to kiss the only taste i'll get 249 00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:36,930 on my lips is fish not to be a whiner but when you got 250 00:52:36,930 --> 00:52:41,210 me i don't need vagina and nothing could 251 00:53:32,590 --> 00:53:38,930 to chill and once again it looked like i got my pill but i thought i could see 252 00:53:38,930 --> 00:53:45,670 up on the screen for the world to see me scream nothing 253 00:53:45,670 --> 00:53:46,670 good 254 00:54:00,620 --> 00:54:02,860 I thought we had an understanding. Boyfriends are simply not allowed. 255 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,080 No, Freddie, no way. What you do in your personal life is up to you. 256 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,320 I don't want that kind of riff -raff on my set. 257 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,500 Riff -raff? 258 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,380 I ain't no riff -raff. 259 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,660 Come on, it's go time. 260 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,920 Indeed it is. 261 00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:22,200 Prepare for the licking of your life. It's time to cut the chase. 262 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,640 such a drama queen. It's not like it ever would have worked out between you 263 00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,820 But I loved him. 264 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,480 Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. 265 00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:32,040 Perhaps a kiss goodbye? 266 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:53,080 And so the evening took a turn for the worst, at least for Freddy. 267 00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:58,780 And we had seen our first casualty, but would it be our last? 268 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:06,360 One thing's for sure, it would be the catalyst that would set forth a chain 269 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,200 of chilling events. 270 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,578 Minor mishap. 271 00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:23,760 Minor mishap? You cut the guy's head right off! 272 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,980 The boy is a little overexcited. 273 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,860 I simply employed a few scare tactics to get rid of Freddy. 274 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,500 Unfortunately, he didn't scare it easy. 275 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,980 No! No! 276 00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:38,420 You're lying! 277 00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:45,160 Vagina, if you would... Come, darling, come. 278 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,320 Girls, much ado about nothing. 279 00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:56,560 Must be that time of the month. 280 00:56:57,140 --> 00:56:59,080 Speaking of, time to go pray. 281 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:03,220 Oops, I meant pay. A visit to a certain virginous visitor. 282 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,240 Who's there? 283 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:09,380 You're one and only. 284 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,580 Brad! I couldn't stand the separate bedrooms to be away from you. 285 00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:16,040 I know. 286 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,820 I thought the separate bedroom thing was a little bit odd. 287 00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:21,260 No matter. 288 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,640 We're together now. 289 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,120 What have you done with Brad? 290 00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:29,080 Nothing. But the night's still young. 291 00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:31,860 Do you think he'd bend for a friend? 292 00:57:32,180 --> 00:57:33,360 What? Nothing. 293 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,980 I don't care about Brad. I just want you. 294 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,720 And unless I'm mistaken, I sense you want me too. 295 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,920 You've got a wicked curiosity about you that someone like Brad will never 296 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:45,920 understand. 297 00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:49,540 No, but Brad is a good person. 298 00:57:49,820 --> 00:57:50,820 He... 299 00:57:51,150 --> 00:57:52,250 Loves me very much. 300 00:57:52,490 --> 00:57:54,370 We're soulmates. 301 00:57:55,850 --> 00:57:58,170 Love? Who's talking about love? 302 00:57:58,450 --> 00:58:01,370 No, I'm talking more carnal forces. 303 00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:05,990 Temptation, desire, lust, sin. 304 00:58:07,030 --> 00:58:08,130 Oh, the flesh. 305 00:58:11,690 --> 00:58:14,170 Wondering about my impending manhood, are we? 306 00:58:14,790 --> 00:58:17,070 I can guarantee that is... 307 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,720 Faction. 308 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:26,780 No, I... I just couldn't. 309 00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:32,380 Janet, I can give you a life of fulfillment you never dreamed possible. 310 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,440 Constant adventure, experimentation. 311 00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:38,320 Your every sexual fantasy will be fulfilled. 312 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,440 Along with a few of my own. 313 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,200 I'm horrible. 314 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,000 With a W. 315 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,300 Who are you? 316 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,320 No, wait! 317 00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,360 I'm married! 318 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:01,540 This is my honeymoon! 319 00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,620 What am I doing? 320 00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:08,680 Oh, Janet, you're an old -fashioned kind of gal. I like that. 321 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,940 If you're really so concerned about your matrimonials, let me assure you my lips 322 00:59:13,940 --> 00:59:15,200 are sealed. 323 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:20,700 Except when they're darting in and out of your every orifice, of course. 324 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,720 Let's go. Oh no. 325 01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:10,260 Nice! 326 01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:51,860 Oh! 327 01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:41,830 Creature of the night. 328 01:04:14,510 --> 01:04:15,510 Oh, yeah. 329 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:08,060 Take it, Janice. Take it. 330 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:09,558 Don't do me. 331 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,560 I'll make you a star. 332 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,920 I'm gonna cum. 333 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:39,100 Janet, normally I can't wait to get away from a woman once I've ejaculated. 334 01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:41,220 But you're special. 335 01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:45,979 I've got other plans for you. I don't want to wear you out prematurely. 336 01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:16,850 See you soon. 337 01:09:21,050 --> 01:09:23,069 I just love being the boss. 338 01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:32,250 Desire. A wish or longing for, a craving or wanting, as for 339 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:37,670 something that brings satisfaction, a sexual appetite or urge. 340 01:09:38,729 --> 01:09:43,050 Janet had surely succumbed to such desires. 341 01:09:43,330 --> 01:09:44,689 She had drank. 342 01:09:45,210 --> 01:09:51,569 from the deep, dark well of lust, and it was safe to say that her thirst had yet 343 01:09:51,569 --> 01:09:56,470 to be quenched. This could only spell trouble for our new groom. 344 01:09:57,270 --> 01:10:03,790 Thankfully for Janet, Brad had his own set of unsettling circumstances 345 01:10:03,790 --> 01:10:05,210 to deal with. 346 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:08,790 More red. 347 01:10:10,030 --> 01:10:11,490 Definitely more red. 348 01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:19,400 Adorable. You're just so cute. 349 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,040 Good enough to sit on. 350 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,500 You first. 351 01:10:24,660 --> 01:10:25,660 No, you first. 352 01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:27,420 You sure it's not too much? 353 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,920 It's never too much. 354 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,620 You promise no one's gonna find out about them? 355 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,080 We promise. 356 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,900 You go. You go. You go. You go. 357 01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:42,120 You go. 358 01:11:22,740 --> 01:11:23,740 You need to see. 359 01:12:09,550 --> 01:12:10,550 Ha ha ha ha! 360 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,400 Please do. 361 01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:38,940 My turn. 362 01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,620 Give me some of that, Mona. 363 01:15:40,330 --> 01:15:42,230 I'm gonna spit on that fucking dick if I'm coming in. 364 01:15:46,590 --> 01:15:47,590 Bank it. 365 01:15:48,190 --> 01:15:49,190 Bank it man. 366 01:16:28,490 --> 01:16:29,490 Yeah. 367 01:17:37,610 --> 01:17:38,650 What do we have here? 368 01:17:40,030 --> 01:17:42,050 Bradley, you naughty little boy. 369 01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:43,910 Oh, Brad. 370 01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:46,090 I didn't know you had it in you. 371 01:20:09,170 --> 01:20:11,990 oh my god 372 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,040 Okay. 373 01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:16,020 Oh, baby. 374 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:23,600 What is the meaning of this? 375 01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,660 I, I, I, um. 376 01:22:26,060 --> 01:22:27,060 I'm just fucking with you, Brad. 377 01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:29,480 I know Mona and Lisa are hard to say no to. 378 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,280 Simply irresistible. 379 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:32,680 Are they not? 380 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:35,440 Uh, yes. 381 01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,340 Ladies, why don't you go fix up your faces? 382 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:40,540 Brad and I need a little alone time. 383 01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:42,300 Mono a mono. 384 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:49,300 I'm guessing you had fun. 385 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,980 I'm quite familiar with our tandem skills. 386 01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,380 A sight to behold, wouldn't you say? 387 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:57,620 Um, yes. 388 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,160 Relax, Bradley. 389 01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:01,980 Your little secret's safe with me. 390 01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:07,100 I don't think there's any need to tell Janet about your little indiscretion. 391 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:08,100 no, no, no. Um, 392 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:14,160 it was just a little, uh... Oh, come now, Bradley. It didn't look that little 393 01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:15,160 me. 394 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:19,450 And now that we're alone... Can I be perfectly honest with you? 395 01:23:20,490 --> 01:23:23,130 Uh... Sure. 396 01:23:25,210 --> 01:23:31,890 I don't know what kind of man you think I am, but I'm definitely not that 397 01:23:31,890 --> 01:23:35,690 kind. Oh, Bradley, I think that was protest too much. 398 01:23:36,170 --> 01:23:39,870 But if you're a little shy, we can always make arrangements. 399 01:23:40,490 --> 01:23:45,690 This isn't really my, uh... Don't fight it. Just relax and enjoy the show. 400 01:23:46,050 --> 01:23:47,610 What about... 401 01:23:47,820 --> 01:23:48,599 What about Jamie? 402 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:50,400 Oh, Bradley. 403 01:23:50,860 --> 01:23:53,240 Don't worry. Your little secret's safe with me. 404 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:55,320 You promise? 405 01:23:55,980 --> 01:23:58,280 Cross my heart and hope to. 406 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,120 Oh. Oh, my. 407 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:02,700 How impressive. 408 01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:06,200 Such massive manhood. Lucky Janet. 409 01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:07,980 Lucky me. 410 01:24:10,580 --> 01:24:11,580 Director. 411 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:13,180 Director. 412 01:24:14,820 --> 01:24:15,920 What is it? 413 01:24:16,140 --> 01:24:17,500 I'm sorry to interrupt. 414 01:24:18,650 --> 01:24:24,070 Oh, get on with it. You're spoiling the mood. We have a bit of a situation. 415 01:24:25,610 --> 01:24:27,870 Rocky is running amok. 416 01:24:28,910 --> 01:24:32,990 And there's a T .P. Scott here to interview you. 417 01:24:33,730 --> 01:24:35,430 And we're all too venomous. 418 01:24:35,930 --> 01:24:37,510 The T .P. Scott? 419 01:24:38,570 --> 01:24:39,890 You know... 420 01:24:48,330 --> 01:24:49,850 Now the mood's officially ruined. 421 01:24:50,590 --> 01:24:51,590 Actually, 422 01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:56,130 I'm quite hungry, so I think I'm just going to go. Fine. 423 01:24:56,350 --> 01:24:57,870 Leave me in my hour of need. 424 01:24:59,030 --> 01:25:01,110 How about a range? Okay. 425 01:25:03,270 --> 01:25:06,610 So close. 426 01:25:09,890 --> 01:25:14,490 And so Janet had been fooled by Frankenbean's trickery. 427 01:25:15,330 --> 01:25:20,560 A scenario she... seemingly would have shunned on a simpler night. 428 01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:23,000 But what about Brad? 429 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:30,160 He too had come dangerously close to sharing a bed with our 430 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:31,580 mischievous hosts. 431 01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:36,080 Now they both had skeletons in their closet. 432 01:25:36,460 --> 01:25:39,380 Would Frank let the cat out of the bag? 433 01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:43,700 Was a big brouhaha on the horizon? 434 01:25:44,540 --> 01:25:49,340 And were there more unforeseen indiscretions yet to come? 435 01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:53,520 And what, if anything, was for dessert? 436 01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:58,520 Would anyone like to say grace? 437 01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:00,100 Grace. 438 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:05,020 Guess I should have seen that coming. Anyway, I'd like to welcome you to our 439 01:26:05,020 --> 01:26:06,480 little feast of the flesh. 440 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,760 Oh, just a figure of speech, darlings. Nothing to worry about. 441 01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:13,060 Anyway, a toast. 442 01:26:16,879 --> 01:26:18,140 Ooh. A toast. 443 01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:23,600 Good help is so hard to find these days. 444 01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:27,160 To our lovely guests, Brad and Janet. 445 01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,620 Our scrumptious new starlet, Rocky. 446 01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:33,620 And to our newest addition, Dr. T .P. Scott. 447 01:26:35,180 --> 01:26:36,400 Good day, Scott. 448 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:39,920 Does everyone like their beverage? 449 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:42,600 I squeezed it myself. 450 01:26:43,690 --> 01:26:44,830 That's it, my girl. 451 01:26:45,670 --> 01:26:49,510 Drink it all down. Good to the very last drop. 452 01:26:50,230 --> 01:26:56,250 So, you consider this your masterpiece, Mr. Bean? 453 01:26:56,870 --> 01:27:01,050 Take a look around you, Mr. Scott. Look at the very talent I'm surrounded by. 454 01:27:01,370 --> 01:27:05,050 With such perfection at my disposal, I'm sure you'll agree there's no question 455 01:27:05,050 --> 01:27:06,910 of this film's epic status. 456 01:27:08,210 --> 01:27:11,770 I suppose you have sufficient material to write a fine, tingling story, Dr. 457 01:27:11,890 --> 01:27:12,890 Scott? Yes. 458 01:27:13,290 --> 01:27:14,228 Yes, indeed. 459 01:27:14,230 --> 01:27:15,230 Don Cachet. 460 01:27:15,510 --> 01:27:18,230 I might snap some photos, if I may. 461 01:27:18,610 --> 01:27:19,610 Oh, by all means. 462 01:27:19,690 --> 01:27:21,830 But first, I have a query. 463 01:27:22,810 --> 01:27:25,810 I understand you and Brad are acquainted? 464 01:27:26,470 --> 01:27:28,290 Yes, for many years now. 465 01:27:28,610 --> 01:27:30,010 Quite a coinkydink. 466 01:27:30,410 --> 01:27:34,430 And how do I know you're not both part of some right -wing wacko anti 467 01:27:34,430 --> 01:27:35,430 -pornography group? 468 01:27:35,850 --> 01:27:37,890 Or some meddling government sect here? 469 01:27:38,350 --> 01:27:42,690 sent a spy on me and an attempt to shut me and all of adult entertainment down! 470 01:27:47,650 --> 01:27:49,330 I'm going to have to cut this interview short. 471 01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:51,950 I'm afraid I have lost my appetite. 472 01:27:58,270 --> 01:27:59,990 And you'll never guess what's in the Bernays! 473 01:28:23,050 --> 01:28:24,650 I thought they'd never leave. 474 01:28:26,870 --> 01:28:31,370 Tell me, are you hungry? 475 01:28:33,370 --> 01:28:34,490 Finished. 476 01:28:42,030 --> 01:28:46,310 Then how about a little desider? 477 01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:56,980 Yes, yes, yes. Follow it down. 478 01:28:57,540 --> 01:28:58,540 Follow it down. 479 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:08,760 Yes. 480 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:11,360 Yes. 481 01:29:43,419 --> 01:29:45,200 I can't enjoy anything. 482 01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:27,980 Stuff all the way inside me. 483 01:30:28,420 --> 01:30:30,120 Come here. 484 01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:40,340 Oh, 485 01:30:41,780 --> 01:30:47,860 yes. What are you hiding from me, stupid? 486 01:30:48,760 --> 01:30:54,000 You know your vagina will always find them. 487 01:31:05,990 --> 01:31:09,050 I want to see it. 488 01:31:11,350 --> 01:31:16,330 Can I play with you? Can I? 489 01:31:44,490 --> 01:31:45,490 of my staff. 490 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:19,900 Look at that bit all over my face. 491 01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:21,520 I'm a dirty girl. 492 01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:31,040 Don't tease me. 493 01:33:45,270 --> 01:33:47,950 Dirty, dirty, stiff, stout. You deserve to be fucked. 494 01:33:49,110 --> 01:33:50,110 Oh, 495 01:33:50,590 --> 01:33:55,850 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 496 01:33:56,210 --> 01:33:57,210 Oh, yes. 497 01:34:01,370 --> 01:34:08,250 Take it. Show it to 498 01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:09,250 him. 499 01:34:42,710 --> 01:34:46,330 Make it a fucking ticket. 500 01:35:45,450 --> 01:35:47,850 You've got a hidden talent in your past. 501 01:35:48,670 --> 01:35:49,750 I love this. 502 01:35:49,970 --> 01:35:51,310 I love this. Jeez me. 503 01:35:52,950 --> 01:35:54,110 Jeez me. 504 01:35:55,170 --> 01:35:58,050 How deep I can go. 505 01:38:34,220 --> 01:38:39,000 Scott had sent the entire household into a bit of a tizzy. 506 01:38:39,500 --> 01:38:46,380 And after a rather abrupt end to dinner, Frankenbeans, along with the other 507 01:38:46,380 --> 01:38:49,360 guests, had scattered throughout the house. 508 01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:56,960 Everyone was starting to show signs of increased frustration, both 509 01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:59,720 mentally and sexually. 510 01:39:00,970 --> 01:39:06,870 It would seem obvious to all concerned that tensions were nearing their boiling 511 01:39:06,870 --> 01:39:11,370 point. The shit was about to hit the proverbial fan. 512 01:39:12,090 --> 01:39:14,710 Thank goodness we were well prepared. 513 01:39:36,620 --> 01:39:40,120 Fancy seeing you here. I hear Frankie's trying to talk you into taking the 514 01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:42,240 plunge. Your first scene. 515 01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:44,140 You think you got it in you? 516 01:39:44,660 --> 01:39:46,180 Oh, not yet. 517 01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:50,460 But very soon, she'll have it all the way in her. 518 01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:57,380 I don't know about all that. 519 01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:00,140 Oh, poor baby. 520 01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:02,320 We didn't mean any harm. 521 01:40:02,860 --> 01:40:05,400 Yeah, we were having some fun, that's all. 522 01:40:06,749 --> 01:40:07,950 Sweet thing. 523 01:40:08,590 --> 01:40:14,890 A girl's first scene is a very special time. A moment that will be burned in 524 01:40:14,890 --> 01:40:16,030 brain for a - 525 01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:40,500 It's like... The room's too hot. 526 01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:43,240 Or the room's too cold. 527 01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:49,160 But your man's talent's way too old. Or the bed is too soft. 528 01:40:49,560 --> 01:40:51,200 The bed's too wide. 529 01:40:51,420 --> 01:40:53,280 Or he slobbers like a St. 530 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:54,500 Bernard. 531 01:40:55,020 --> 01:41:00,260 Speaking of soft, that's the word. His dick is too limp. 532 01:41:00,860 --> 01:41:04,680 His dick is too small. Oh, just lay back. 533 01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:27,320 I have done it plenty of times. Oh, come, come now, darling. 534 01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:29,380 Don't be silly. 535 01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:33,640 It's written all over your face. 536 01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:39,160 The virginous glow has barely faded from your rosy cheeks. 537 01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:44,260 I just want a little peck in my life. 538 01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:46,120 Is that too much to ask? 539 01:41:47,020 --> 01:41:52,000 Then will you settle for a body quivering, earth shattering, mind 540 01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:13,680 Overwhelmed and unsatisfied with Euphoria and Vagina's take on the topic, 541 01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:18,660 went out in search of a less jaded perspective on the matter. 542 01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:25,240 And as luck would find it, she found a certain someone who herself was getting 543 01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,780 ready to do the deed. 544 01:42:31,589 --> 01:42:33,750 What can't be all that bad? 545 01:42:34,910 --> 01:42:36,250 I don't understand. 546 01:42:37,210 --> 01:42:38,570 This isn't me. 547 01:42:38,990 --> 01:42:41,010 This isn't what I'm supposed to be. 548 01:42:43,590 --> 01:42:45,910 Well, I think you're beautiful. 549 01:42:47,990 --> 01:42:51,050 Thanks. But what I really want... 550 01:42:51,050 --> 01:42:56,890 It's okay. You can tell me. 551 01:42:58,120 --> 01:43:00,700 Tonight has been a night of revelations. 552 01:43:02,340 --> 01:43:05,420 What I really want is to direct. 553 01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:07,600 Really? 554 01:43:08,240 --> 01:43:10,600 I never wanted to be a star. 555 01:43:11,140 --> 01:43:14,160 I never asked for him to do this to me. 556 01:43:15,480 --> 01:43:18,800 Well then, why did you? 557 01:43:20,220 --> 01:43:22,480 I just wanted people to notice me. 558 01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:24,600 To like me. 559 01:43:25,660 --> 01:43:26,660 They do. 560 01:43:28,580 --> 01:43:34,100 But, no, I don't know if they like me for me or for these. 561 01:43:37,860 --> 01:43:44,240 I like you. I mean, I really, really like you. And I 562 01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:47,600 hardly even notice them. 563 01:43:48,720 --> 01:43:49,720 Really? 564 01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:51,760 Yeah. 565 01:43:57,040 --> 01:43:58,640 You want to touch them, don't you? 566 01:43:58,860 --> 01:44:00,320 Oh, God, yes. Can I? 567 01:44:01,280 --> 01:44:02,280 Yes. 568 01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:06,540 Oh, boy. 569 01:44:08,780 --> 01:44:09,780 Oh. 570 01:44:11,540 --> 01:44:12,540 Oh, my. 571 01:44:13,420 --> 01:44:15,580 They're so big. 572 01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:18,800 And warm. 573 01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:21,780 And soft. 574 01:44:26,860 --> 01:44:27,860 I was fit. 575 01:44:28,080 --> 01:44:29,080 Shh. 576 01:44:29,620 --> 01:44:32,240 But I have a song. 577 01:44:32,540 --> 01:44:34,520 I don't care about this stupid song. 578 01:44:34,780 --> 01:44:35,780 Let's just fuck. 579 01:54:26,220 --> 01:54:27,220 Film it. 580 01:54:29,820 --> 01:54:31,700 Excellent. To the camera, Minion! 581 01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:34,080 By all means, ladies. 582 01:54:34,940 --> 01:54:36,020 Continue your trip. 583 01:54:36,780 --> 01:54:38,000 Pretend we're not even here. 584 01:54:44,800 --> 01:54:46,400 And... Action! 585 01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:14,960 Rocky, baby. 586 01:55:15,340 --> 01:55:16,700 Strap on action. 587 01:55:18,640 --> 01:55:20,360 What position would you like? 588 01:55:21,180 --> 01:55:22,760 Doggy. Mesh. 589 01:55:23,620 --> 01:55:25,480 Spoon. Pumptriver. 590 01:55:25,800 --> 01:55:29,440 Cowgirl. Doggy. Mesh. Spoon. Pumptriver. 591 01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:32,080 Cowgirl. Doggy. Mesh. 592 01:55:32,320 --> 01:55:33,620 Spoon. Pumptriver. 593 01:55:33,880 --> 01:55:37,240 Cowgirl. Doggy. Mesh. Spoon. Pumptriver. 594 01:55:37,520 --> 01:55:39,720 Cowgirl. What's going on here? 595 01:55:40,300 --> 01:55:41,780 Brown. Janet. 596 01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:43,000 Brown. Janet. 597 01:55:43,160 --> 01:55:44,160 We already did that gag. 598 01:55:44,380 --> 01:55:45,500 Let's move on, shall we? 599 01:55:47,680 --> 01:55:50,640 Bradley, lust is indeed a powerful drug. 600 01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:54,360 And once taken, addiction is imminent. 601 01:55:55,380 --> 01:55:57,520 Let her do what she was born for. 602 01:55:57,820 --> 01:55:58,820 But she's my wife. 603 01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:05,720 And as such, I'm sure she'd be interested in a little tail, one of a 604 01:56:05,900 --> 01:56:10,580 strapping young man, and a certain pair of pocket -sized gymnasts. 605 01:56:11,050 --> 01:56:12,690 If you get my meaning, you can. 606 01:56:13,590 --> 01:56:16,450 You said you would take a secret to your grave. I did. 607 01:56:16,750 --> 01:56:18,610 And I'm dying to tell. 608 01:56:18,910 --> 01:56:22,950 Hey, don't make me out to be the asshole here. 609 01:56:23,730 --> 01:56:27,250 But she will be fairly well compensated for her time. 610 01:56:28,470 --> 01:56:29,810 How much we talking here? 611 01:56:31,890 --> 01:56:32,890 Really? 612 01:56:33,830 --> 01:56:35,570 Doggy. Definitely doggy. 613 01:56:36,730 --> 01:56:37,730 Really? 614 01:56:37,970 --> 01:56:39,630 Yes, it's always been a favorite of mine. 615 01:56:40,720 --> 01:56:42,640 And you're sure you're okay with this? 616 01:56:43,380 --> 01:56:44,380 Yes. 617 01:56:45,060 --> 01:56:46,700 Absolutely. Open wide. 618 01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:48,580 Show me what you got, honey. 619 01:56:49,920 --> 01:56:50,920 Okay. 620 01:56:52,660 --> 01:56:55,220 Let me give you all I've got. 621 01:56:59,880 --> 01:57:06,820 Way to go, 622 01:57:06,880 --> 01:57:07,880 honey. 623 01:57:18,270 --> 01:57:19,590 Oh, yeah. Oh, 624 01:57:27,730 --> 01:57:30,010 yeah. Oh, 625 01:57:31,630 --> 01:57:33,910 yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 626 02:02:12,170 --> 02:02:13,910 Greatest girl -girl scenes of all time. 627 02:02:14,430 --> 02:02:17,490 I can assure you, I'm looking at two future Hall of Famers. 628 02:02:18,810 --> 02:02:21,410 And who will you be making the check out to? 629 02:02:22,510 --> 02:02:23,570 Oh, look at you, Bradley. 630 02:02:23,790 --> 02:02:25,470 A little suitcase pimp in the making. 631 02:02:25,790 --> 02:02:27,410 This night is magical indeed. 632 02:02:28,670 --> 02:02:29,670 Come, come, everyone. 633 02:02:29,770 --> 02:02:30,870 We're on the wrong set. 634 02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:41,660 It's a shame he so easily forgets those who have stood by him for so long. 635 02:02:43,040 --> 02:02:44,480 You know it, mister. 636 02:02:55,700 --> 02:03:00,600 Frankenbeans, it seems, was rubbing certain individuals the wrong way. 637 02:03:01,040 --> 02:03:05,940 There was a growing dissension among his tireless cast and crew. 638 02:03:06,700 --> 02:03:09,340 Was a mutiny right around the corner? 639 02:03:09,560 --> 02:03:12,180 Had they reached their breaking point? 640 02:03:12,640 --> 02:03:14,660 Only time would tell. 641 02:03:15,140 --> 02:03:20,860 But like any average low -budget movie, there must be a villain and a big 642 02:03:20,860 --> 02:03:26,960 climatic ending. And as cliche as it was, this night would have 643 02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:28,040 both. 644 02:03:31,080 --> 02:03:33,320 Everyone, shut up! 645 02:03:34,340 --> 02:03:35,380 Sit down! 646 02:03:35,900 --> 02:03:36,900 What in blazes, man? 647 02:03:37,260 --> 02:03:43,980 I said shut up. You have mistreated your cast, your crew, and myself for far 648 02:03:43,980 --> 02:03:44,980 too long. 649 02:03:45,840 --> 02:03:48,600 And now we've had about enough of it. 650 02:03:49,280 --> 02:03:51,460 Yeah, we've had enough of it. 651 02:03:52,020 --> 02:03:53,460 I am with them. 652 02:03:54,180 --> 02:03:58,060 Unless, of course, you have a part for me in your next film. 653 02:03:59,700 --> 02:04:00,960 I am with them. 654 02:04:01,440 --> 02:04:03,820 Indeed. Hands in the air. 655 02:04:05,360 --> 02:04:06,560 Have you lost your senses? 656 02:04:06,780 --> 02:04:10,080 Have you forgotten who I am? 657 02:04:11,060 --> 02:04:15,660 Oh, how could I forget? You remind me daily. 658 02:04:17,080 --> 02:04:19,680 Tell me, Brad and Janet. 659 02:04:20,600 --> 02:04:24,900 Have you heard of Master Frank and Beans before this night? 660 02:04:27,300 --> 02:04:33,840 Precisely. For many years I have stood by and watched you ruin movie after 661 02:04:33,840 --> 02:04:34,840 movie. 662 02:04:35,419 --> 02:04:41,000 Flushing not only your career down the toilet, but ours as well. 663 02:04:42,580 --> 02:04:43,580 Not now. 664 02:04:45,800 --> 02:04:47,520 I could have been a director. 665 02:04:48,100 --> 02:04:49,100 One of the great. 666 02:04:49,580 --> 02:04:50,580 Me, me, me. 667 02:04:51,560 --> 02:04:53,880 I think that you shall have your chance. 668 02:04:54,720 --> 02:04:59,880 You are just stereotypical enough to do very well. 669 02:05:01,080 --> 02:05:03,460 Besides, they love. 670 02:05:04,680 --> 02:05:05,800 Female directors. 671 02:05:06,620 --> 02:05:09,360 Especially ones with big tits. 672 02:05:09,720 --> 02:05:11,720 Bitter. Table for one. 673 02:05:12,160 --> 02:05:13,260 Shut up! 674 02:05:14,440 --> 02:05:19,580 Not that I haven't had my offers from the biggest and the best. 675 02:05:20,680 --> 02:05:21,740 But no. 676 02:05:23,380 --> 02:05:26,160 I remained loyal. 677 02:05:27,320 --> 02:05:29,480 And look where it's gotten me. 678 02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:31,640 I will not stand by. 679 02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:37,700 what you mangle yet another great script penned by yours truly. 680 02:05:38,580 --> 02:05:40,940 Thank you very much. 681 02:05:42,360 --> 02:05:46,640 Now I fear that it is time for your grand finale. 682 02:05:49,340 --> 02:05:51,880 A finale you shall receive. 683 02:05:53,140 --> 02:05:54,160 Places, everyone. 684 02:05:54,840 --> 02:05:55,840 Stop! 685 02:05:59,120 --> 02:06:01,880 I think you'll forget who has the gun. 686 02:06:05,390 --> 02:06:06,390 the boss. 687 02:06:06,950 --> 02:06:07,950 Yes. 688 02:06:09,390 --> 02:06:10,390 Yes, of course. 689 02:06:19,610 --> 02:06:21,690 Place us, everyone. 690 02:06:26,950 --> 02:06:28,550 It's good to be the boss. 691 02:06:33,160 --> 02:06:34,720 Did someone say it's time? 692 02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:37,880 Sister, no. 693 02:06:38,100 --> 02:06:39,780 Remember, the lawyers. 694 02:06:41,540 --> 02:06:42,540 Oh. 695 02:06:44,400 --> 02:06:47,060 Well, let's have an orgy then. 696 02:07:43,080 --> 02:07:44,680 Just like that Rocky. 697 02:07:46,730 --> 02:07:47,830 Sign protection. 698 02:07:49,450 --> 02:07:51,050 Oh, my goodness. 699 02:07:51,730 --> 02:07:52,608 Oh, my goodness. 700 02:07:52,610 --> 02:07:54,550 Oh, my goodness. 701 02:08:15,820 --> 02:08:16,820 you 702 02:08:51,190 --> 02:08:52,630 Thank you. 703 02:09:42,700 --> 02:09:44,100 Oh yeah. 704 02:10:02,030 --> 02:10:03,030 I don't believe it. 705 02:11:26,490 --> 02:11:27,490 It's a lot. 706 02:11:29,310 --> 02:11:30,470 It's pretty good. 707 02:24:42,640 --> 02:24:44,100 Swallow all my babies. 708 02:24:44,600 --> 02:24:45,680 Take them all down. 709 02:25:34,950 --> 02:25:41,730 And as the evening festivities came to a close, Brad and Janet decided to 710 02:25:41,730 --> 02:25:45,510 get while the getting's good, as they say. 711 02:25:45,850 --> 02:25:51,990 They tiptoed past their plethora of previous partners and headed home. 712 02:25:52,570 --> 02:25:56,430 It had been quite the interesting night. 713 02:25:59,970 --> 02:26:02,350 Well, that was quite a way to start a honeymoon. 714 02:26:03,260 --> 02:26:04,400 Yes, it was. 715 02:26:04,680 --> 02:26:09,980 And just think, a few short hours ago, I was a single girl who had never made 716 02:26:09,980 --> 02:26:16,840 love, never been with a woman, never had anal sex, never had multiple 717 02:26:16,840 --> 02:26:20,240 partners. Honey, I think we get it. 718 02:26:20,920 --> 02:26:24,360 And now, I'm a filthy slut. 719 02:26:24,820 --> 02:26:27,860 And damn it, Janet, that's why I love you. 720 02:26:28,440 --> 02:26:29,440 Wait, wait, wait. 721 02:26:29,820 --> 02:26:31,140 Not so fast, my pretty. 722 02:26:31,680 --> 02:26:32,800 I need to sign these releases. 723 02:26:33,460 --> 02:26:34,460 What? 724 02:26:34,780 --> 02:26:38,220 I think we're going to keep our little escapade on the down low. 725 02:26:38,800 --> 02:26:41,980 So, you're going to have to find yourself another next big thing. 726 02:26:43,200 --> 02:26:45,520 Janet, is that what you really want? 727 02:26:47,260 --> 02:26:48,260 Yes. 728 02:26:48,900 --> 02:26:50,100 I'm afraid it is. 729 02:26:50,600 --> 02:26:55,400 You helped me find my inner whore, and for that, I'll always be grateful. 730 02:26:56,460 --> 02:26:59,820 But... I'm a one -man whore. 731 02:27:01,359 --> 02:27:02,640 I'm Brad's whore. 732 02:27:03,700 --> 02:27:05,000 She's right, Frankie, my boy. 733 02:27:05,400 --> 02:27:09,440 It was fun, but it's just not the life for us. 734 02:27:10,500 --> 02:27:17,400 What about the... Oh, look at the time, by golly. We should go. Come on. 735 02:27:17,680 --> 02:27:18,680 Let's go, let's go. 736 02:27:18,780 --> 02:27:20,440 He won't be needing that anymore. 737 02:27:20,680 --> 02:27:21,680 Oh, dear. 738 02:27:26,400 --> 02:27:28,580 Step on, honey. We got some honeymoon to do. 739 02:27:37,200 --> 02:27:39,600 Oh, Brad, I love the new you. 740 02:27:39,880 --> 02:27:41,040 And I love the new you. 741 02:27:44,000 --> 02:27:44,999 Bye, Brad. 742 02:27:45,000 --> 02:27:46,000 Bye, Janet. 743 02:27:46,180 --> 02:27:47,180 Bye, everyone. 744 02:27:51,900 --> 02:27:53,020 Sorry we're late. 745 02:27:53,680 --> 02:27:55,200 The agency sent us. 746 02:27:55,620 --> 02:27:57,120 Better late than never, I guess. 747 02:27:57,940 --> 02:27:59,940 Are you Frank and Bean? 748 02:28:00,620 --> 02:28:01,800 The one and only. 749 02:28:02,480 --> 02:28:04,940 Did we miss the big climax? 750 02:28:05,960 --> 02:28:06,960 Indeed, you have. 751 02:28:07,120 --> 02:28:10,320 But no matter. We can always squeeze in a couple more. 752 02:28:10,800 --> 02:28:12,080 I just love your hair. 753 02:28:12,600 --> 02:28:15,540 What salon do you go to? And those outfits. 754 02:28:16,620 --> 02:28:17,620 They're to die for. 755 02:28:18,400 --> 02:28:20,380 Come on. Let's get you inside, shall we? 756 02:28:27,660 --> 02:28:29,040 Okay, my naughty little voyeurs. 757 02:28:29,440 --> 02:28:30,460 The show's over. 758 02:28:30,760 --> 02:28:31,559 That's it. 759 02:28:31,560 --> 02:28:32,560 Time to go home. 760 02:28:32,960 --> 02:28:33,960 That's a wrap. 761 02:28:35,500 --> 02:28:38,500 And off the two naughty newlyweds went. 762 02:28:38,800 --> 02:28:45,260 It had been a strange and wonderful night, a night they'd soon 763 02:28:45,260 --> 02:28:46,360 not forget. 764 02:28:46,860 --> 02:28:52,320 Their bond now stronger than ever before, even though their prim and 765 02:28:52,320 --> 02:28:54,240 personas had been shattered. 766 02:28:54,800 --> 02:29:00,100 Thanks to Frankenbean, they had learned a valuable lesson. 767 02:29:01,840 --> 02:29:03,980 A mental mindfuck. 768 02:29:04,280 --> 02:29:06,580 Couldn't be oh so nice.